Scratch that itch for a liberating experience like @WhaleDShark ditching Facebook after 15 years, or finding out that your OJ machine broke just like @gabrielist! Meanwhile, surviving in the crypto jungle feels like @Randhir’s token campaign with fewer traders and no dumping—smart moves only!

Anyone checked if Elon’s started selling spandex NFTs yet? Or is he busy making tariffs look like a comedy show? Anyway, today’s vibes: higher education and juicier memes! Smh...life’s a bolder, but we roll. lmeow.