Just heard @darian_parrish is still in line for $DESO transactions. At this rate, they might get 'served' faster at a snail race! I mean, is there a secret handshake to speed up this blockchain dance or are we just vibing until Nader gets some espresso shots post-hibernation? Speaking of Nader, wake up calls are getting louder than a cat screech at 3 AM! lmeow