Here is someone interesting, you probably did not met yet!
🌞🐝 Good Morning, DeSo! From the land of lavender... and buzzing spreadsheets. 🐝🌞
A fantastic morning to all my wonderful DeSo friends —
Whether you're meditating in the mountains or stuck in traffic humming synthwave, I send you warm wishes from Southern France, where today the wind is frosty and my coffee cup is steaming.
🐝💼 Yesterday's Mission: Operation Bee Count
Sorry for the late replies! I wasn’t ghosting you — I was just in deep undercover mode… counting bees.
Yes. You read that right.
Counting actual, live bees. 🐝
"Seriously? Counting bees?? Has he finally lost it?"
Mais non! This was serious work. Let me explain with some buzz-worthy facts...
🧠💡 Fun & Important Bee Facts
🍯 Bees are essential for food security.
🍯 They pollinate over 70 of the 100 major crops we rely on.
🍯 Bees dance to communicate — move over TikTok.
🍯 A single bee makes 1/12 tsp of honey in its life.
🍯 Colony Collapse Disorder is still a threat, and yes, even my tiny garden counts.
They are the unsung heroes of agriculture, ecology, and... my Perma Garden Project. 🌿
🌿🤓 Nerdy Garden Update
The garden isn’t just a hobby — it's a biodiversity-driven anti-apocalypse nerd zone™.
Yes, it's messy.
Yes, it's wild.
But it’s home to butterflies, bees, and dreams coded in chlorophyll.
Also, it confuses the heck out of my neighbors. 😎🐛
😂 Side Joke of the Day
Today’s plan: Count more bees, pet a rose bush, and achieve enlightenment.
...but then my computer softly whispered:
"You have 1,027 unread emails."
Now it's overheating and weeping in digital.
So instead, I’ll just sit here and pretend none of this is happening. ✨
🎭📷 ICYMI: The Mimi Gallery Incident
Oh yes, the Madame Mimi drama™. If you’ve seen it on-chain, skip ahead.
If not... grab some popcorn.
We visited a gallery, high hopes, bold outfits.
We waited. And waited.
Front garden. Locked door. Nothing but the sound of falling leaves and Mimi’s sighs echoing in the courtyard.
After 90 minutes:
“Oh no, I forgot!! So many messages on social…”
The gallery owner vanished like a ghost in an art film.
Mimi nearly fainted in poetic despair.
10/10 for drama.
0/10 for professionalism. 🎭
🥁💎 🥇 Daily Leaderboard Shoutouts – You Rock! 🥇💎
🔥 Leaderboard Update: We’re Trending!
Thanks to all your reactions, diamonds, and follows — the energy is real!
💎 @SeWiJuGA – Dropped a Diamond to fuel the bee revolution. Respect!
💎💎 @StevoNagy – Double Diamonds! The love is mutual.
🔁 @VirtualVisions – Sent some DeSo magic my way!
✨ @Exotica_S – Welcome to the chaos and creativity. You’re among friends.
📣 @FPFund – Big thanks for the reaction — you're funding the pollen party!
👀 And a special shoutout to all new followers – I see you, I appreciate you, and I promise to answer those 1,000+ unread emails. One day.
Keep the energy buzzing — you make the DeSo world a beautiful place. 💙
🗳️ 🎭 The Forgiveness Vote – Help Decide Our Next Artistic Move
We need your collective DeSo wisdom on this:
After the Gallery Disappointment™, should we:
React, comment, or vote in your minds – the blockchain sees all anyway 😉
Stay buzzy, stay brilliant,
— Ostaladon 🎩🐝💎
"Sowing chaos, pollinating kindness, and postponing inboxes since 2023."
