On my way to post my latest hit parody
This cat spams me with an NFT
"Look RockMeow it's got pixels"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Pump that garbage in another cat's face

On my way to invest in RockMeow
And this notification says
"You post here all the time! Here's an NFT for free"
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ground
I don't need your handouts
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me NFT pixel-man!