To quote MP. Monty Python that is,

Host: So Mr Scum what are your hobbies,

Er... Golf,
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Mmmmm... Strangling sheep..

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And.... Masturbating.

Host: You really let yourself down on those hobbies,
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Golfs not very popular round here.
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