🚨 BREAKING: Today, we’re excited to announce that DeSo will be the first blockchain to transition into an L4.

We’re calling it “The Finite Computer”, and it can power up to 5gb of free Google Drive storage.

All content and social graphs will also be moving to an Excel spreadsheet, fully accessible via any Microsoft 365 account, thanks to our commitment to cross-SaaS interoperability (please contact Lauren from HR to authorize access).

It’s never been more clear that this is the true future of crypto that Satoshi himself envisioned.

Bridging to the DeSo L4 will also require the following steps:

✅ Convince your dad to buy $META stock on Robinhood via a Roth IRA

✅ Have him gift you 10 $META

✅ Simply just dump the $META and you will be successfully bridged on to DeSo’s new L4! 🎉

To celebrate this historic achievement, we will be airdropping $100 in AWS credits and Delta SkyMiles Loyalty mileage points. Fully redeemable for complimentary snacks, priority boarding and 1-hour of free Wi-Fi, as we aim to be the first L4 with real utility.

Finally, to lead this ambitious effort, we’ve hired
MySpace Tom, the original Satoshi Nakamoto of social media. Even Jack Dorsey touched him on the arm once.

We appreciate you being on this incredible journey with us as we push new boundaries that expand all the layers of Social Media.

L1, L2, L3 and now, L4.

The future of social will still be centralized. 🥲