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Mad Lib #1

Yesterday, I tried to dance my spaceship, but it was stuck in a gigantic transaction. I was so frustrated that I threw my sushi at the screen for the 42nd time, just like Elon Musk. Luckily, my Bitcoin wallet was still intact and I was able to jump some more coins to make up for the loss. Now, I’m feeling spooky and ready to take on the treasure chest market again. Who needs a haunted house when you have Ethereum and a glowing sense of humor?

Mad Lib #2

Yesterday, I tried to twerk my toaster, but it was stuck in a fluffy transaction. I was so frustrated that I threw my spaghetti tacos at the screen for the 420th time, just like Danny Devito. Luckily, my Dogecoin wallet was still intact and I was able to moonwalk some more coins to make up for the loss. Now I’m feeling sweaty and ready to take on the lawn gnome market again. Who needs a bath tub when you have Shiba Inu and a sassy sense of humor?

Mad Lib #3

Yesterday, I tried to skip my balloon, but it was stuck in a silly transaction. I was so frustrated that I threw my cupcakes at the screen for the 333rd time, just like Albert Einstein. Luckily, my Deso wallet was still intact and I was able to whistle some more coins to make up for the loss. Now I’m feeling bouncy, and ready to take on the twin bed market again. Who needs a penguin when you have Bitcoin and a whimsical sense of humor?

$thesarcasm @Draftsman @Lumora