Here is my poem, as promised, for the anonymous investor:

Oh how I thank thee
For investing in a map like me

I might just be the next best thing
But there ain't no mappy, without me :)

I post the maps, the fancy graphs
With little captions written

For all my might, I simply do write
I am a curator, simply smitten

So I thank thee again, and if it is said,
May the mountains lay moon to the wind